What should our trivia night team be named?
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Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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