I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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