what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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