Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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