awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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