My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He passed out mid-signature
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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