Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
