I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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