Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Green mimosas i think yes
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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