Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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