i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
