I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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