Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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