I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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