Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
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I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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