i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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