she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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