After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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