i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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