so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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