Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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