Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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