porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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