Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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