So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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