Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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