Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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