i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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