"it" just moved
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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