Me. At least after what I've been through.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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