bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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