i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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