That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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