Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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