so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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