okay pat passed out under dana's car
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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