Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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