Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
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WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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