No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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