Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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