you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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