im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize