Her vagina should come with caution tape.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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