In the future we'll all be gay
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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