She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
