D3 body, D1 cock
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I said "one day" and that day is not today
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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