I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
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i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out