what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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