Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
YAS. BRING CRAB.