some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!