It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
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