I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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