Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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