wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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