so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
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Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I would fuck him just for his dog
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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