I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
That was before I lit my hair on fire
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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