I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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