I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
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The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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