So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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