I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
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Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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