I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
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